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A guy goes to TSTT to interview for a job.

The interviewer asks him, "Do you have any work experience?"
"Yes, I served in the T&T Regiment during the coup in 1990."

"Good, that counts in your favor. Do you have any service-related
disabilities?"

"I am 100% disabled. A mortar round blew off my testicles so they
declared me disabled. It doesn't affect my ability to work, though."

"Sorry to hear about the damage, but I have some good news for you. I
can hire you right now! Our working hours are 8 to 4. Come on in about
10 and we'll get you started."

"If working hours are from 8 to 4, why do you want me to come at 10?"

"Well, here at TSTT, we don't do anything but sit around and scratch our
balls for the first two hours. No point in your coming in for that."

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