This is a script that i've written to complain about the popular dsl timeout problem.
<?php mail('TSTT Internet Support <support@tstt.net.tt>', 'Intermittent DSL service interruption.', 'Hello. I a m having a problem with my DSL connection. my internet feed seems to be dropping every so often. I play a lot of games online and remotely administer machines all over the internet this problem makes my daily internet life very annoying. Please tell me if there is anything that i need to do in order to fix this. If there is nothing that i can do, please fix the problem as soon as possible. So that you will not forget this email will resend itself every week until the problem is solved. Please contact me when you fix it so that i may kill this complaint daemon. FYI: There are no errors on the dsl modem status pages nor are any of my network settings incorrect. dsl line xxxxxxx cell xxxxxxx email xxx@xxx.xxx Thank you', "From: Your Name Here <youraccount@tstt.net.tt>"); ?>
I have it running weekly via crontab with the command php /path/to/tsttcomplaint.php. You might want to use it also, since TSTT is doing nothing about our problem.